Not with a gun. Maybe with a bow and arrow, a rock, a slingshot, a goop of mud, a stunning spell, or a gagging curse. Rumor has it (rolls eyes), that Daniel Radcliffe, 21, contacted J.K Rowling after being “worried” that the billionaire author might be tempted to churn out some more Potter books—oh! Dear … More Why Danielle Radcliffe Needs to be Shot
It started in my parents’ bathroom. If anything, this is my first auto-biographical entry. Sometimes I do flirt with the idea of journal entries, like releasing waves of unceasing narratives that gush into the internet, but then again, I find myself thinking against it. Who knows. One thing is decided; that is, no*thing. With college … More Harry Potter, Deathly Sweet
This is a very different blog post compared to everything you might have read thus far. It is explicit in nature and should not be read by anyone under 18 years of age, unless you have parents’ permission . Now anyone who is under 18 that actually read this is no doubt eagerly going to … More How on Earth did the FCC Not See Through Gaga’s Poker Face? My Naughty Discovery
You will have to see the above video (if you have not already) for the background of this post. If you have not seen this video before this post…please check your pulse. Now listen, I’m not going to be mean. Okay, I just lied. Let’s try that again. Now listen, she isn’t all that bad. … More Beiber Fever VS The Black Plague: It’s on, Bitch!
Oh, my, God. Mmmmm…Your lips purse into a thin line. Yum-me…That certainly isn’t pasty Ramen noodles. Your tongue impatiently does a death roll like a hungry crocodile trapped between your teeth. Gasping for air it’s trying not to drown in your own saliva. Uh-oh, did that lady really just see you grin at that oven … More Eat Like a Pig, Elegantly
While over 110 000 000 people (The Neilson Co) watched the Super Bowl XLV, more than half, it can be safely assumed, could not care less about the Packers and/or the Steelers. It is the watching of the game itself, and everything that accompanies the event, from social viewing parties to the half-time show, that … More Beiber, Eminem, and a Pug: Review of The Super Bowl XLV Commercials
Oh you little superficial stalker. Pity. Your home page refreshes and you see one of your friends has walled another, writing nothing but “inbox”. In protest you let out a nasal snigger of disapproval. You grudgingly think the only reason Jack wrote “inbox” on Jill’s wall was to let their notification starved audience know they … More Walling "inbox" on Facebook: The True Reasoning
UPDATE: I am delighted to let you all know that I am partly syndicating this blog with The Eagle, the Official college newspaper of AU! I will now be blogging for the The Eagle on a weekly basis so you can also expect weekly posts from now on in The Literartist as well. ____________________________________________________________ Dang … More Want $1 Million Dollars? Well, Ask For It!
I love college. Whether you’re in Harvard (1), Princeton (2), Stanford (5), Brown (15), GW (51), AU (79), Clark (86), Stony Brook (99) or any other top college/university in the US, or around the world, you know exactly what I mean. US university rankings for 2011 were published by the omniscient US News and World … More If You Don’t Go To College
DECEMBER 19TH –the digits on the iPhone transform to 12:01 and the projector ignites, flashing away all that darkness. In effect the seat-less theater is silenced for two seconds by its own gasp for air. Staring ahead in awe, we see a grey image take form and hear that familiar elegiac tune. Applause and yells … More Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part I Review
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